Postal Dudes

"Population pressure and the stress of modern life may lead to an increase in violent tendencies. The open environment is the incubator for all sorts of undesirable behaviors. However much his atrocities may disgust us, he may actually consider himself a hero. This is common among those who, in the popular slang, "go postal.""

- Psychiatrist

Postal Dudes are individuals who have gone postal. They tend to acquire an immediate proficiency with firearms and become masters at mass-murder, even if they've had no prior experience with handling weapons. They become gleefully addicted to senseless violence, as it is the only catharsis for their tortured minds.

Postal Dudes tend to wear a variety of edgy attire, notably trenchcoats. Sunglasses are optional for one who has gone postal, but often aid in completing the look of an unhinged lunatic, especially if they're cracked or otherwise broken as a representation of the state of their psyche (unless the bridge of the glasses are broken - a sure sign that you're dealing with a pussy).

Speech
Some Postal Dudes have the tendency to spout their own hilarious James Bond-esque quips while slaughtering innocents. They are often as violently creative as they are amusing.

Notable Postal Dudes

 * The Postal Dude
 * Not Important
 * Hillary Clinton